I just finished watching all of Metal Gear Solid 4.

Believe it or not it was actually really fucking good. It was still shit and bananas, but I mean come on, Raiden Fights a bunch of female solders with both his arms cut off, Metal Gear Rex fights Metal Gear Ray, Otacon gets laid, and Psycho Mantis dies because (literally) the Play Station 3 is too powerful for him.

The game is beautiful and the entire story actually made sense in the end. Sure it had some of the cheesiest lines, Snake says "I'm no hero" about 14 times, there are more apple products in it than a Mac store (The one where Joe didn't get a job,) Snake's dialogue still only consists of the last two words of the last sentence said, and two people decided to get married as they were shooting at a mass of solders coming at them.

My only conclusion is that the second game was still way worse than the fourth game, because in the second game the Colonel calls you and tells you to "Turn off your console, you've been playing the game for too long" Then immediately follows that with "My scissors 61"

That and there's a point in the game where you have to walk through piss.

I'm glad I didn't spend any money on it. I would never buy a PS3 to play this game. I still don't consider it a game, it's a 12 hour movie to me and it always will be. I wouldn't call it the god of games like Game Spot did, and I won't piss on it like Yahtzee did. To me it was exactly what I wanted it to be. Entertaining. Throughout the entire thing I'm either going "Holy shit that's awesome." "What the fuck is that shit?" or "Are you fucking kidding me?" but either way there was no dull moment. And if Hideo Kojima can make a 12 hour movie without a single boring moment, then that has to count for something.